Juicy

"They say Hello, they say Ola and they say Bonjour...."
... So "Hello, Ola and Bonjour" my darling Blogettes! And how are we all? Delish as always I hope. I'm not sure how or why I'm so alive and kicking this morning after last night, but I am so I thought why not go with it and bash out a blog. Weeeyyyy! So today's will be dedicated to something that I am obsessed with. Something I genuinely love. Something that one day I hope to do myself (well write) CELEBRITY GOSSIP. Omnomnommmm. I effing love it. And yes, as all my lecturers say daily "people who like celeb gossip use it as escapism from the real world" blah blah blah "its brain-dumbing" blah blah blah. So what? Bite me. I love it so shut your face and go back to reading your financial times. Losers.

With that rant out the way I shall get onto the juice, however forgive me as it will all be a bit out of date. What I think I'll do is a week round up, seeing as its Friday and all. Oh wow, actually that's a fother mucking good idea, I'm going to do this EVERY week. Sweet especially after a lot of you said that you got your goss from mwoi when you answered my survey, you little babes. Anyway, yeah get to the goss... LETS GO.

* Katie Price. It kills me to put her first, but hey the sooner I do it the sooner I can move on. Let's do this quickly!!... She was on This Morning yesterday. She said she was keeping her life private. She then said she was trying for a baby, but she's on her period so ain't preggers yet. Yeah good one love, shut ya trap. Oh also, in the same interview she mentioned she's making a movie of her life in which she wants to play a cameo. And she also referred to Alex as Pete. Gutted!

* Also on This Morning, this week has been 'sex week' Big. Fat. Major. Cringe. Just as I've written that they've said they have a 60 year old escort on today who has slept with over 4000 men. Well that is delicious.

* Talking about sex, onto cheating members of the male sex. W-T-F is it some sort of new craze, because everyone seems to be at it (just not with their partners clearly) Ashley 'Are-you-mad?-Have-you-seen-your-wife' Cole, John 'I'm-a-sleeze' Terry, Tiger 'I-want-to-choke-you-whore' Woods, Mark 'I'm-so-cute-and-innocent-but-actually-I've-been-having-affairs-with-over-10-women' Owen and now Jesse James, Sandra Bullocks hubby. I mean whats going on, I don't understand? If you're married to someone as hot as Chezza C why on earth would you go else-where? And now he's apparently annoyed at her friendship with Will I Am. Oh sheesh and that coming from the man who sent pics of his cock and slept with several different women whilst married, that's a bit rich love. Tiger Wood's 'sexts' have also been leaked with goodies such as “You are my fucking whore. Hold you down while I choke you.” Oh well that's just lovely! And as for Mark from Take That. Shocking! The bit that really got me was the fact that he made a point of saying "I haven't done it since we've been married" You've only been married a couple of months love, what are you expecting? A gold star or something? Muppet.

* In some sad news this week JEdward were dropped by Sony. *Sob* but were quickly scooped up by Universal *Yay* No need to get rid of your quiffs just yet boys. With the deal comes a single and an album! Yay!! And they've also got easter eggs coming out. Amazing, a big thank you to Natalie Rooney *waves* for showing me the pic! They come in twin packs (Sadly not with quiffs) and some of them have golden tickets in them to win a meet and greet. I'm going to have to buy the lot!!

* Gaga-Oo-La-La-Roma-Ro-Ma-Ma. Gaga's video is out and boy is it crazy. Quentin Tarantino lent her the Kill Bill "Pussy Wagon" van so she could use it in her vid and now she has has been rumoured to be in line for a starring role in his next film. Ooohh!!

* Robert Pattison has been in London. He's fugly. I'm not interested. Next subject....

* T4's terribly annoying Miquita Oliver was a bit naughty and rude to Ke$ha in a recent interview and has been 'suspended.' Appaz Miqits called her a naughty 4 letter word (YES babe!!) and Ke$ha's (god it's such a hassle doing that effing dollar sign everytime you write her name) people heard her and complained. However channel 4 have played it down and said she'll be on T4 as usual. Dammit!!

* Amanda Seyfield has the word 'minge' tattooed on her foot. HIGHlarious!

* And lastly two words: Louis Spence. Oh wait, one more word: BABE!

Anyway that's all I can be bothered with writing if I've missed anything terribly juicy I do apologise but just go buy a copy of Heat and find it for yourself!! Mucho love-io bloggettes. Big kisses xxxx

P.S. I really want a malteaser bunny. Please?