Yesterday in pure boredom I decided to take to my twitter page to say “Today I feel that punctuation should be written out as words comma I apostrophe m not sure why but I apostrophe m rolling with it full stop” …and so the fun began. Several people passed comments and so I thought hell why not go absolutely crazy and write a blog like it, so here I am. Lap up, enjoy and say goodbye to the punctuation, because from the next paragraph onwards there won’t be any! (To help you I shall put the punctuation in italics.)
So basically apart from writing out all punctuation as words I don apostrophe t have an awful lot to say in this blog full stop So prepare for some serious rambling on about punctuation until I get bored and give up full stop Before I start sounding like an English teacher let me quickly tell you about my day full stop Today has been comma at best comma average full stop Nothing terribly amazing has occurred comma but at the same time nothing terrible has either full stop And that is pretty much all I have to say on the matter so now on to the subject of punctuation full stop full stop full stop
I for one am a great lover of the correct use of punctuation and immaculate grammar full stop It really is not hard yet not many people possess such qualities these days comma which is a great shame full stop There is nothing worse for me than an intelligent point either being punctuated wrongly or grammatically incorrect full stop I guess you could call me the punctuation forward slash grammar police or Queen exclamation mark Although I apostrophe m not one to correct errors on facebook statuses comma they will be noted and corrected to myself in my little brain just for shiggles* I apostrophe m not overly proud of my consistant need to check punctuation and grammar as it can take up quite a bit of time comma but I can apostrophe t physically help it comma I did a bloody Journalism degree full freaking stop
Now it has often been said open bracket mainly by my friend Vicki comma when she used to read through my coursework for me close bracket that I am a comma enthusiast full stop I just bloody love them comma I whack them in anywhere and everywhere full stop Honestly for me the comma in the punctuation world is like the Christian Louboutin in the shoe world comma stylish comma elegant comma and desirable full stop I mean how can you fault the little full stop with a flick on the end question mark It is the cutest little thing and I personally feel that it doesn apostrophe t get the recognition that it deserves exclamation mark open bracket And yes I am being deadly serious comma I genuinely DO love commas exclamation mark Go back and read through previous blogs of mine and you will see how I over use the them exclamation mark close bracket
There is only so much you can really say on punctuation without sounding like an absolute fruit loop open bracket And I fear I may have already crossed that line after admitting my love for commas in the previous paragraph full stop close bracket And I apostrophe m not going to lie comma this whole writing the punctuation as words is ever so tedious and extremely long winded full stop And I quite frankly have better things to be doing with my time open brackets for example counting down the seconds until Britney apostrophe s new single is available to download on itunes close bracket so I will leave it here full stop
I thank you comma and goodnight colon close bracket which if you work it out is a smiley face full stop kiss kiss
* open brackets for those of you who don apostrophe t know comma shiggles is a short way of saying shits and giggles exclamation mark close bracket
Ps FYI it was approximately 10620 seconds until Britney aprostrophe s single was released at the time of publishing this blog full stop It will be considerably less now SQUEAL full stop
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