So, what’s new in Emmababes world? Well, umm not an awful lot. Wow I am so interessant. As you can tell from the opening paragraph, I’m still partying. I’m still suffering from rotten hangovers. I’m still being revisited by Ned now and then. I’m still only working part time. I’m still living at home. HOWEVER dun dun dunnnn, a change in my life, I now (well as of October) have to pay “rent”. Or at least that’s the title the rents have given it. It’s actually just them taking and then saving my money for me because I’m incapable of doing so myself. Nice of them, huh? Anyway that leads me on to, yes, you’ve guessed it; I’m still shopping. Quite a bit, but sadly not as much. I really miss my student overdraft. Those were good times. Anyway, I’m still celebrity gossip orientated. I’m still probably one of the first ones out of your friends to know juicy goss. I’m still massively in love with Dermot O’Leary. I’m still obsessed with all things X Factor. I still won’t have a bad word said about Cheryl. I still want to be Holly Willoughby. And I still over use the words “totes” “babe” and “fml”.
A few slight changes in my life are (as if the “rent” wasn’t enough…)
1. I want to go travelling. Yes you did read that right. I, Emma Jamieson, want to go travelling. If ever there were words you’d bet on me not saying (apart from I hate Cheryl Cole, obvs) those would be it. As you all know I’ve always been dead set against travelling, however I think I’d really benefit from it. Now I’m obvs not going to “travel, travel” I mean I’m not going to be picking bananas on my way to be able to buy a tent to sleep in but I want to see the world. Because of my “high maintenance” ways it’s going to cost quite a lot and to be honest I don’t want a full time job so, umm, slight problem.
2. It hasn’t happened yet but I think I’m going for a whole new look in the hair department. Stay tuned…
3. Err, I actually can’t think of a third thing that’s changed, but only writing two points seemed really pointless and very uninteresting. So I’m essentially just writing this to make you think that I had more going on. I don’t. I’m actually very boring. And now you know, so that’s just brilliant isn’t it. Fml!
Subject change. Yesterday was a lovely day. I worked, for 2 hours. So in all fairness that probably doesn’t qualify as “work” but nevertheless that was nice. I then went for lunch. Now, if there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I LOVE to lunch. Lunching is probs one of my favourite activities and especially with the certain lunchee I went with yesterday. The destination was Slug. Standard half price grub on a Monday, would be rude not to. Now, way back when, in the summer of 2008 I don’t think many Monday’s passed without myself and Jaz (the human, not my dog) going to Slug for a cheeky lunch. Afterwards we would nap. It was genuinely the perfect summer. Anyway, we worked out that we hadn’t been in over a year, and quite frankly the very thought of that made me sick. It was time to put it right. And put it right we did. It was an enjoyable experience for all involved. We caught up on the goss, and ate. What more could you want? … Hmm, Dermot O’Leary. Huff.
I’ve been tweeting a lot recently. The twitterbug is well and truely back. There have been several funny things which have occurred on there. One worth mentioning is Megan vs. Twitchange. Now for those of you who don’t use the micro-blogging site (err why? Get involved you weirdos) Twitchange is a charity which got all the famous celebrities on board, and asked us ordinary twitter users to bid so they would “tweet” us. The user who bids the most money gets a tweet from that celebrity. Simples. Now, I have always been an Eva Longoria lover, she’s the best Desperate Housewife in my eyes, however we had a falling out over this Twitchange malark. All she did was tweet and retweet anything anyone said that mentioned Twitchange. This was a lot and clogged up my page. So I did the unspeakable action of unfollowing her. Megan also felt my pain, did the same and we both publically vented. Twitchange saw Megan’s and replied to her in quite a rude manner. So I being the little drama queen that I am, got involved as well. It was hilarious. We were practically being bullied* by a charity. Priceless! I’d also like to mention Mahony’s tweets. These never fail to bring a smile to my face and for this I thank you! I've also been tweeting Dermot, who never replies. I laughed it off at first, but now its genuinely breaking my heart. He replies to silly little girls who tweet every known celeb on Twitter asking for "good luck" because she's starting college. Ohhh perlease, get a grip. I even tried the whole "its my birthday please say hi" and he still didn't reply. Cheers Derm.
FYI last week I wrote a feature on London Fashion Week for dv8 magazine, it’ll be in the new October issue. I think you should all grab a copy and appreciate my work. And for those of you who don’t live near, I’ll try and get a link so you can have a read and appreciate too!
*The term bullying may have been a slight exaggeration, ahem.
No comments:
Post a Comment